The Day Walker’s Price

I always assumed that in everything you do there is a consequence along the way… The price that you have to pay or the things that you need to sacrifice in order for you to achieve your goals… Like in Hollywood, the prices of being famous are those nasty paparazzis that keeps on fallowing them everywhere they go plus the gossips that are horrible enough to ruin they’re life… God I love those upshots!!! Fame whore as I am will gonna enjoy it for sure! Step aside Phoebe Price! Me is the new Queen of Robertson Boulevard… HA!

Now, it’s been a week and a half that I won the auction for this schedule and I am so happy about it… I am more that awed at the same time amazed when I went home last Monday and I was able to catch the I-witness program on television which I’ve never seen for a very long time…Wow!!! Documentaries are like my favorite programs rather than the regular programming like dramas and fantaserye and all…

The thing is, I am really a diet geek… I wanna get so so thin that I can put Wonky McValtrex a.k.a. Paris Hilton to shame with my pelvic bone protruding and my 50 pounds weight! How I wish! I’m off to enroll at Karen Carpenter’s University of Anorexia Nervosa with a special class on how to have a Bulimia Nervosa lifestyle hahaha… You know the art of sticking your throat after you eat and throw up all the food out??… Nah I’m juz kidding…

But seriously, I am very particular on the food that I put in my mouth… Especially on weekdays, I only eat those foods that my body needs upon going to work to keep my energy high… But I am no Glutonian Warrior and by saying NO it means sometimes I am hahaha…

So when I started my morning shift I thought of applying my low carbs and anti-gluttony lifestyle… In that case I failed; yes I have a very good head aching sleep at home and yes everything is starting to get normal in terms of my daily routine… But not even in my wildest imagination that part of this adjustment is ME the self proclaim anorexia is indulging in any food that I can think of eating everyday… It’s like I could not function at work if I don’t have a soda or a chitchat foodang at my desk… I hate this!! I am now turning into Sienna Miller’s Bulldozer Vagina in any time devouring any peen that comes along my way... Pretty scary!!! I couldn’t help my self… ang sarap KUMAIN!!!!

No matter I convinced my self that food is bad for the body and eating is a deadly sin still not working… I am still eating a complete 3 square meal a day and this is not good!!! Bloated na akuw!!!! Hahahahaha

So Ito na bah? Ito na ba ang price nang pagiging morning shift?!!! Tataba ako nito!!!! Ayoko!!! Huhuhu….. Well, if I look into the brighter side, Bebeboo is like groaning his devil laugh for the reason that HE was in a long way quests to make me big as in fat!!! My man whore is a fucking Chub chaser hahahaha…. In all fairness I do like chubs too they’re cute and huggable but I just want to be the chaser and not the chubs…

I was thinking a while ago, on how to cope this up I might double my run for a cause crusade and pull out my grind workout exercise dvd, belly dancing dvd, yoga and all as well as Pia Guanio’s AeroKaibo dvd exercise at my drawer to counter part this curse going on inside me…

This isn’t a red carpet situation anymore… It’s an emergency!! I need help!!! Could someone put me to rehab next to blaaaakkeee!!! I badly need it this time!!!!

Again, I love people going to rehab… It’s like detoxification the Hollywood style! LOL