Elle Wood Day… Postponed

One of my guilty pleasures is to squander my hard earned money in a Spa house along Katipunan Ave…. Having my nails done and a good relaxing foot spa and a massage are the best way to spend your weekend afternoon… Not to mention the Waxing salon that was recently open along Abada Street in Loyola heights… I was thinking of having a Brazilian Strip off someday but I’m still pulling out some guts in my chicken cutlet self coz some of my girl bff’s who frequently have their lip labia waxed said that that thing really hurts…

It normally falls under Sunday afternoon, when everybody is relaxing at their own home or somewhere in the mall having a window shop with their family and most of the gays are in Starbucks having their weekend strut out, I in other hand is busy relaxing at my favorite spa near our village… It’s what I called my Elle Wood day where in I pamper myself and treat myself like a Queen… A complete relaxation day to detoxify your haggard pretentious self from long days at work… A Moment to indulge in a one time getaway which your body truly deserves at least once a week or twice a month… Bitch like me needs to do this more often… I hate to think that I am draining all my energy on how to cope up with my fluctuating weight and not be able to alleviate my glutonian self from eating a complete three meal a day… This is depressing!!!

Still no qualms on my morning shift coz I am now enjoying how it’s like to be a normal person… It’s just my eating habit which I find anomalous… After all those boiled potato diet when I was in night shift and my NO eating policy, everything will be put into a donkey’s ass… I want my under weight weight back!!! Like I want it NOW!!!

It’s been 3 weeks and I feel like I am about to explode in anytime soon…

So as I say, My Elle Wood Day along with Bruiser Wood supposed to be at 3pm last Sunday… It has been postponed since I found out that my all time favorite High School Musical 3 is still showing at Gateway Mall… Now, I know I’m kind of last year guys which I always am, since I don’t want to go along with the throng of people mobbing the theater on opening day, so I waited till the people submerged from watching my movie of the year!!!

Well, on Saturday I watched The Madagascar Movie with Bebeboo and very fond of Gloria the Bitch Hepo… But this time I am off to the mall alone to watched HSM3… I chose to be alone coz I wanted to relish the moment since this is the last installment for this movie coz the characters will be off for college…

When the movie started I am so eager to see mah girl!!! You know, my alter ego, the girl that was posted at the side of this blog… Yes! That girl!!! Nothing else…. Then I heard her voice shouting Trrroooyyyyy and emerged at the center of the crowd at the arena… Then my time stopped!!! I cried!!! Hahahaha

It’s crazy right? While everybody is having gaga with Ms. Disturbia concert, my ever beloved Alien Princess Riri at Taguig, in other side of the city I was crying over Vanessa Hudgens inside Gateway’s movie theater… hahaahahahaha

Yes I am a Vanessa Hudgens crazy fan and I have all her album downloaded in my ipod…

So, as the movie ended I was like feeling the teenage girl inside me just like the girls seated in my left and right, back and front and the Hannah Montana clan inside the theater who are like shouting our 8 octaves when Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montes appeared in a full blown on the screen… This is like me watching Gwapings live in my time!!! Haahaha

I know it’s called over acting but I really crazily literally cried when they we’re taking they’re bows before the movie ended… I feel like one of those girls beside me who doesn’t want the movie to end… I was hysterical when I got out of the theater… I feel like shit for wanting more, so instead, I pulled out my ipod and listen to my HSM 1 and 2 soundtracks… Go Wildcats!!! I wanna have my own wildcat jersey!!!

On my way home, I was in deep thought thinking about what just happened, and how I was so affected about the movie… Then I realized that all good shows must come to an end… It can’t be running forever right?

At least, it really is the best alibi for putting Elle Wood aside for awhile… That bitch should step aside sometimes especially if I’m having a Gabriella Montes moment… I want my Troy!! Like pronto!!!!

Then I remember my toe nails which are now ready to have a cat fight for being so so long… My toe nails are like protesting to be spruced at once…

I was like saying SHIT my toe nails will gonna say I QUIT THIS BITCH!!!